It’s rainy and muggy out today.
It must be the weather that’s making me so talkative.
And daring. I am going through my entire portfolio of writing, to see if there are pieces I can clean up and turn in to….wait for it….writing contests! I know! Must be the weather, but I really want to try. And I’ll never know until I try, right?
So. That’s the next big frontier for Mouse. Writing competitions.
It’s hard for me to justify, I guess. I’ve said publishing isn’t the ultimate goal, yet I wouldn’t mind it. I don’t know.
Let me put it this way – I wouldn’t mind trying.
I came up with a new short, what you would call ‘flash,’ fiction piece today. I called it “Understanding.” It’d be better if you were to read it than to have me explain it. I won’t post it yet. I think it’s finished, though, but I want to read through it again tomorrow to be sure. So.
Other than that, nothing is really going on.
So here’s another questionnaire. It’s a long one. Feel free to take it and use it on your own blog or Facebook feed or whatever.
Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
~ Considering I don’t have closet doors at present, they would be open. I don’t think the closet in my room has ever had doors.
Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotels?
~ No, that would be stealing, and besides, I usually bring my own toiletries on a trip anyway.
Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
~ Uh. I don’t know. In? To quote Vanellope Von Schweetz, I sleep all bundled up ‘like a little homeless lady.’
Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
~ No, but I knew someone who did once.
Do you like to use post-it notes?
~ Yes. It’s almost a requirement at work.
Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
~ No. We use coupons all the time. Occasionally, we’ll miss the expiration date, but we use most of the coupons we save. (We’re not ‘extreme couponers,’ either.)
Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
~ It’d hurt, but a bear. I’d rather die that way than by bees; I hate bees.
Do you have freckles?
~ Yes. They’re faint, but I do have them.
Do you always smile for pictures?
~ No, not always. I sometimes think I look stupider when I smile.
What is your biggest pet peeve?
~ People standing/sitting behind me and/or reading over my shoulder. It’s the writer in me.
Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
~ Lately, I’ve been doing that. Should I be worried?
Have you ever peed in the woods?
~ Uh, that’s a no.
What about pooped in the woods?
~ No. I’ve never been camping before, so no.
Do you ever dance even if there’s no music playing?
~ Sure, because I could be humming to myself or something.
Do you chew your pens and pencils?
~ I have never done that. I’ve always seen them as hallowed objects.
How many people have you slept with this week?
~ What difference does that make? On occasion, my cat will sleep with me.
What size is your bed?
~ Twin. Hey, it’s just me, for now.
What is your song of the week?
~ All of them. Vague, I know, but there it is.
Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
~ Of course it is! In fact, I used to work for someone who I nicknamed Boss Pinkie because of his propensity to wear it.
Do you still watch cartoons?
~ Yes. I like the classic Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies, and Pink Panther, and “Daria,” and “Invader Zim,” and “Spongebob Squarepants,” and “Sofia the First,” among many others. I consider cartoons to be the greatest pop culture medium.
What’s your least favorite movie?
~ I don’t have a least favorite movie, but I did have the misfortune of once watching both “Robin Hood: Men in Tights” and “Repossessed” at a sleepover, two of the dumbest movies I’ve ever seen. And I am not really a fan of movies like “Austin Powers” or “American Pie” or “Wedding Crashers” or “The Hangover” or “Pineapple Express” (to name a few popular ones of those types). Though I do have guilty pleasure movies, in “Jawbreaker,” “Bring It On,” and the “Child’s Play” movie series (at least through “Bride of Chucky;” haven’t seen the more recent ones).
Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
~ That’s for me to know and for you to not find out. Yeah, I know, but I need some secrets!
What do you drink with dinner?
~ Usually milk or water. I’m trying, really trying, to kick the soda habit.
What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
~ Barbeque sauce or honey mustard sauce.
What is your favorite food?
~ I don’t have a favorite food. I have a love/hate relationship with food as is. But I will try anything.
What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
~ A lot of them! I love movies.
Last person you kissed/kissed you?
Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
~ No, but I had a friend involved with Girl Scouts. It seemed cool, but I was just never interested in joining.
Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
~ The last time I wrote a letter to someone on paper was to my second cousin Melissa at the start of 2013. Never heard back from her, though.
Can you change the oil on a car?
~ No, but I could learn. I’ll have to, eventually.
Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
~ Not yet. Knock on wood, cross your fingers.
Ran out of gas?
~ In a car, yes, and it was somewhere in Kentucky or Tennessee, says Older Sister; I vaguely remember this. Physically ran out of gas, many times.
Favorite kind of sandwich?
~ Just turkey, with lettuce, tomato, and mayo. Although I had a sandwich once called a Malibu Turkey at a restaurant called Lava Fusion, and that sandwich had turkey, avocado, tomato, onions, sprouts, and a roasted red pepper aoli spread on wheatberry bread. Sooo good.
Best thing to eat for breakfast?
~ I cannot eat cereal, haven’t for many years; I blame Roald Dahl. I eat a variety of other things for breakfast, like pancakes, toast, eggs, fruit, or breakfast sandwiches. So. The best thing I’ve ever eaten for a breakfast before is ricotta pancakes. Yum!
What is your usual bedtime?
~ Between 8:30 and 9:00 pm.
Are you lazy?
~ Sure, sometimes. Everyone is sometimes.
When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
~ Little Red Riding Hood, a ballerina, a mouse, a cat, an angel. There were other costumes, but I can’t remember any more.
What is your Chinese astrological sign?
~ The goat. I think? I’m not good with astrology. *trots on over to Google* Ah. A monkey.
How many languages can you speak?
~ One, and that’s English. My French is very limited, and I don’t know German or Spanish hardly at all.
Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
~ Not at present.
Which are better – Legos or Lincoln Logs?
~ I was a Lincoln Logs kid.
Are you stubborn?
~ Yes. Sometimes.
Who is better – Leno or Letterman?
~ I didn’t watch either religiously, but preferred Letterman.
Ever watch soap operas?
Afraid of heights?
Sing in the car?
~ Sure, if the right song comes on.
Dance in the shower?
~ No. I’d rather not slip and fall; I lack rhythm so.
Dance in the car?
Ever used a gun?
~ No, but it’s on my ‘bucket list.’ I’m actually afraid of the kickback. “You’ll shoot your eye out!”
Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
~ At a rehearsal for This Is My Brave, well over one month ago.
Do you think musicals are cheesy?
~ No, not all musicals.
Is Christmas stressful?
~ A bit. Never used to be, but it is nowadays.
Ever eat a pierogi?
~ No, but I’d try one, because I’ve heard they’re good.
Favorite type of fruit pie?
~ I don’t like pie much, especially not fruit pie.
Occupation(s) you wanted to be when you were a kid?
~ A writer, an actress, a singer, or a meteorologist. Sorry, I’d forgotten about the meteorology slant I once had.
Do you believe in ghosts?
Ever have a deja-vu feeling?
Take a vitamin daily?
~ I do. I had to buy new ones, because I couldn’t find my old ones! Although I did finally find the old ones, but by then, I had the new ones, so I wear the new ones now. Did you get all that?
Wear a bathrobe?
~ On occasion, and mostly in wintertime, when it’s really cold out.
What do you wear to bed?
~ I’ve never been to a concert before, except for high school band ones.
Wal-Mart, Target, or Kmart?
Nike or Adidas?
~ Neither. They’re too expensive. That notwithstanding, I currently own a pair of Nike tennis shoes, but I got those at Kohl’s for cheaper than usual, so.
Cheetos or Fritos?
~ Ooh, tough. Either. I have to be in the mood for either one, though.
Peanuts or sunflower seeds?
~ Neither. I hate peanuts, and I’ve never eaten sunflower seeds before.
Ever take dance lessons?
~ No, but I’d love to.
Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
~ No. But he would be gainfully employed, I’m sure.
Can you curl your tongue?
Ever won a spelling bee?
~ Yes, back in elementary school.
Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
Own any record albums?
~ They’re in a box in our garage, probably warped beyond proper playing capability.
Own a record player?
~ Not anymore. But I’m sure I could remember how to use a turntable. Give me a second, but I’d probably figure it out.
Regularly burn incense?
~ Do running Scentsy products count? It’s not incense, so probably not, huh?
Ever been in love?
Who would you like to see in concert?
~ I would love to see Neko Case in concert. I wish I could go back in time and see Queen live as well, with Freddie Mercury.
What was the last concert you saw?
~ Never been to one.
Hot tea or cold tea?
~ Hot tea, actually, thanks to Johnny. I like warm green or black tea. I tried poor tea for the first time in Chicago and it was sooo good. As for cold teas, it has to be raspberry or nothing.
Tea or coffee?
~ Tea. Or else hot chocolate, always. While I don’t like the taste of coffee, I occasionally like the smell of it.
Sugar cookie or snicker doodles?
~ Both! Snicker doodles are a type of sugar cookie, anyway, so.
Can you swim well?
~ No, not well. But passably.
Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
~ Yes. But when I’m swimming, I hold my nose. Go figure.
Are you patient?
~ Yes. At least, I like to think I am.
DJ or band at a wedding?
~ A DJ.
Ever won a contest?
~ Yes. I won a statewide writing contest when I was eighteen. Plus, I input codes from Pepsi bottle tops and won a Flip video camera once. Cool, huh? I’m currently inputting codes from Coke bottles on a website, hoping to win something there.
Ever have plastic surgery?
~ No. And I wouldn’t, either.
Which are better – black or green olives?
~ I can only eat black olives if they’re on pizza or in a salad. I can’t eat any sort of olive straight from the jar.
Can you knit or crochet?
~ No, because I’m left-handed, and I’ve been told that’s not conducive to either.
Best room for a fireplace?
~ A living room. Where else would there be one?
Do you want to get married?
~ I don’t know. It depends.
If married, how long have you been married?
Who was your high school crush?
~ I had a couple crushes. Larry Estes was the biggest; might tell you more about him later. And I remember Earl Speechley fondly, crazy, cute Earl.
Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
~ When I was a child, yes. Now, no.
Do you have kids?
Do you want kids?
What’s your favorite color?
~ Blue. As Regina Spektor sings, blue is “the most human color.”
Do you miss anyone right now?
~ Yes. Always.