So I’m online dating, as you know. (Though that may be coming to an end soon; we shall see. Not saying any more at present.)
Today, a guy whose screen name is Alpha Dom sent me a message via the dating site. And he says right there on his profile that he is interested in bdsm relationships.
Oh, just so you know, I have ‘mouse’ as part of my screen name on this website. And I am not interested in bdsm relationships. (My apologies.)
His message read as follows:
“If I were to lay some cheese out, I bet I could get a mouse to fall into my trap.”
Then he added, almost in parentheses, “That pickup line was supposed to be much more clever.”
What’s the phrase? “Epic fail”?
So I messaged him back that no, the pickup line backfired. I was effectively creeped out.
He’s right now messaging me back, trying to make amends.
I mean, I’m sure he’s not a bad guy, but….ugh.